Josh Hansen

Josh grew up in the midwest and upon graduating from the University of Iowa he wanted to see the world. After 4 years in Jacksonville he decided he was cultured enough and moved on to Birmingham England (known to the locals as the Detroit of the UK) and then west to San Francisco before settling in NYC. He pays his bills working in finance making sure the 1% remains on top. When he is not selling his soul and unable to look himself in the mirror, he spends his time writing mean things about sports while his dog, Sweet Dee, silently judges from her spot on the couch. He is very biased and never wrong. He would also like to thank Rotowire for never changing their NBA League Pass and MLB.TV passwords from that year when he was an NBA Beat Writer for the Nuggets for some reason.

Stories By Josh Hansen

Football
/ 2 weeks ago
Sometimes Judging Is Good: Vikings/Chiefs Preview
A few words ahead of Sunday's matchup!
By Josh Hansen
Fielder's Choice
/ 3 weeks ago
The Greatest Trick Kirk Cousins Ever Pulled Was Convincing Viking’s Fans He Was Good
I will be referring to Mr. Cousins as Kurt for this piece and the foreseeable future.
By Josh Hansen
Football
/ 3 months ago
XFL Team Names Announced, Choose Your Fighter
The XFL is back! This super real and not at all a gimmick football league is officially on the horizon. In...
By Josh Hansen
Fielder's Choice
/ 3 months ago
So You’ve Decided To Ruin Your Life: A Beginners Guide To Sports Betting
Calling all degenerates! Welcome to the life of turmoil and fading glory.
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 4 months ago
MLB Trade Deadline: Fantasy Impact
As the MLB trade deadline approaches (July 31st at 4 PM EST) it’s time for every team’s front office to take...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 4 months ago
Home Run Derby Recap: All Hail Polar Bear
If you are still sleeping on the Home Run Derby, you are a big dumb idiot. That's not an insult, those...
By Josh Hansen
Football
/ 5 months ago
The NFL Salary Cap: The Greatest Lie Goodell Ever Told
This is the moment we all rise up against the invisible force that is the NFL Salary Cap.
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 5 months ago
Mid-Season Fantasy Baseball Prospect Report
As the All-Star break approaches, the time is right to check in on the children of summer. I love baseball prospects...
By Josh Hansen
Fielder's Choice
/ 5 months ago
So Many Teams, So Little Self-Esteem
I grew up in Iowa where professional sports, or hope of any kind, do not exist.
By Josh Hansen