Josh Hansen

Josh grew up in the midwest and upon graduating from the University of Iowa he wanted to see the world. After 4 years in Jacksonville he decided he was cultured enough and moved on to Birmingham England (known to the locals as the Detroit of the UK) and then west to San Francisco before settling in NYC. He pays his bills working in finance making sure the 1% remains on top. When he is not selling his soul and unable to look himself in the mirror, he spends his time writing mean things about sports while his dog, Sweet Dee, silently judges from her spot on the couch. He is very biased and never wrong. He would also like to thank Rotowire for never changing their NBA League Pass and MLB.TV passwords from that year when he was an NBA Beat Writer for the Nuggets for some reason.

Stories By Josh Hansen

Fielder's Choice
/ 5 days ago
Have You Met Kurt Warner, Because I Have
I love Kurt Warner. If you don’t love Kurt Warner you are a big dumb idiot. He seems like a genuinely...
By Josh Hansen
Breaking Angles
/ 3 weeks ago
A Hyper Specific Way To Lose Money: Super Bowl Prop Bets
Football took a lot out of me this year. This is a common occurrence. My team stinks and is not in...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 3 weeks ago
The Astros Are Just The Moneyball of Cheating
As the Astros sign-stealing scandal continues to balloon, here are my thoughts on how to rectify the situation and get back...
By Josh Hansen
Football
/ 4 months ago
Sometimes Judging Is Good: Vikings/Chiefs Preview
A few words ahead of Sunday's matchup!
By Josh Hansen
Fielder's Choice
/ 4 months ago
The Greatest Trick Kirk Cousins Ever Pulled Was Convincing Viking’s Fans He Was Good
I will be referring to Mr. Cousins as Kurt for this piece and the foreseeable future.
By Josh Hansen
Football
/ 6 months ago
XFL Team Names Announced, Choose Your Fighter
The XFL is back! This super real and not at all a gimmick football league is officially on the horizon. In...
By Josh Hansen
Fielder's Choice
/ 6 months ago
So You’ve Decided To Ruin Your Life: A Beginners Guide To Sports Betting
Calling all degenerates! Welcome to the life of turmoil and fading glory.
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 7 months ago
MLB Trade Deadline: Fantasy Impact
As the MLB trade deadline approaches (July 31st at 4 PM EST) it’s time for every team’s front office to take...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 7 months ago
Home Run Derby Recap: All Hail Polar Bear
If you are still sleeping on the Home Run Derby, you are a big dumb idiot. That's not an insult, those...
By Josh Hansen
Football
/ 8 months ago
The NFL Salary Cap: The Greatest Lie Goodell Ever Told
This is the moment we all rise up against the invisible force that is the NFL Salary Cap.
By Josh Hansen