Josh Hansen

Josh grew up in the midwest and upon graduating from the University of Iowa he wanted to see the world. After 4 years in Jacksonville he decided he was cultured enough and moved on to Birmingham England (known to the locals as the Detroit of the UK) and then west to San Francisco before settling in NYC. He pays his bills working in finance making sure the 1% remains on top. When he is not selling his soul and unable to look himself in the mirror, he spends his time writing mean things about sports while his dog, Sweet Dee, silently judges from her spot on the couch. He is very biased and never wrong. He would also like to thank Rotowire for never changing their NBA League Pass and MLB.TV passwords from that year when he was an NBA Beat Writer for the Nuggets for some reason.

Stories By Josh Hansen

Baseball
/ 5 months ago
Welcoming the Weekend with White Sox Fans Doing Arson
Any group of people coming together over their shared animosity towards a specific type of music as pointless as disco is...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 6 months ago
Welcoming The Weekend With George Brett Losing His Mind
This is an all time moment from George Brett. A Hall of Fame tantrum. The anger Brett puts on display here...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 6 months ago
Welcoming The Weekend With Charging The Mound
You made it! It’s finally the end of another work week. Sure, the weekend has lost a bit of its luster lately, but...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 6 months ago
Welcoming The Weekend With People Touching Adrian Beltre’s Head
If you weren't aware, former MLB player Adrian Beltre had a serious aversion to people touching his head. Seriously. That was...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 7 months ago
Who Forgot to Invite Chun Li to the Padres Offseason?
Being the astute baseball fan that I am I immediately clocked a glaring error in these offseason moves. Where in all...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 7 months ago
Welcoming The Weekend With Jose’s Home Run Header
The biggest meathead to ever play the game, Jose Canseco, misplays a fly ball as it cruises past his glove, into...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 7 months ago
Welcoming The Weekend With That Time Randy Johnson Exploded A Bird
The odds of this occurring. The timing of it all. The unbelievably poor luck of the dumb bird. None of this...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 7 months ago
What If A Child Owned An MLB Franchise – Colorado Rockies Edition
Arenado signs a quarter-billion dollar deal with the Rockies and two years in wants to bail? What could make a man...
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 7 months ago
Zack Britton: Not a Garbage Person
Baseball is back! And for Zack Britton, that means discussing his teammate and known domestic abuser Domingo German.
By Josh Hansen
Baseball
/ 7 months ago
Welcoming The Weekend With That Time Fernando Tatis Jr. Disgraced The Game
On the heels of his mega-contract extension with the Padres, let's look back at the time Fernando Tatis, Jr. put baseball...
By Josh Hansen