Stories By Ned Donovan
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Baseball
/ 2 weeks agoSports Don’t F**king Matter
I love sports. I'm obsessed with sports. Sports bring me joy, and us all together. But we have to stop treating...
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Baseball
/ 7 months agoDon’t Get Mad, Get Even
Are you a pitcher? Don't like Bat Flips? Try being better at your job. Or, alternatively, beat the batter at their...
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Fielder's Choice
/ 9 months agoSay “Sportsball” As Much As You Want
Contrary to some beliefs here at The Turf, if you want to say "Sportsball", you're welcome at my party. Just don't...
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Football
/ 9 months agoWho You Should Root For in the 2019 Super Bowl According to Astrology
Look, we're all running out of Super Bowl hot takes, so The Turf is here to bring you the original hot...
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30 in 30
/ 10 months agoThe Turf’s 30 in 30: The Cincinnati Reds
The Reds have a lot of exciting prospects on the horizon, and are a dangerous team to watch.
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Breaking Angles
/ 10 months agoBreaking Angles: Tony Hawk Developing a New Broadway Musical
Sometimes a piece of news comes across our desk that is just a picture perfect representation of The Turf.
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Breaking Angles
/ 10 months agoBreaking Angles: Raiders’ 2019 Move to London Confirmed?
BREAKING: The Raiders maybe on the move earlier than expected. Did they just accidentally announce a move to England for the...
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Football
/ 10 months agoThe Masked Singer: The Hippo Revealed to be NFL Superstar
On the pilot episode of The Masked Singer, the first contestent to be eliminated was none other than NFL Superstar [REDACTED]....
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Football
/ 11 months agoWinning When You’ve Lost Something Special
The University of Maine 2018 season started in tragedy with the death of Darius Minor during preseason workouts. Now they're fighting...
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Crimes and Merch-demeanors
/ 12 months agoCrimes and Merch-demeanors: Hands High Sportswear
Hands High Sportswear has created a product that literally no one needs. No one. And it comes with celebrity backing, having...
