Ned Donovan

Stories By Ned Donovan

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  Football

  / 2 months ago

  Earl Thomas’ Barometer for Normal is Way Off

  Earl Thomas' wife held a gun to his head while he was naked in bed with his brother and another woman....

  By Ned Donovan
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  Fielder's Choice

  / 5 months ago

  Deadspin is BACK!*

  Some of Deadspin's top writers are back to cover the Super Bowl with UNTITLED TEMPORARY SPORTS BLOG thanks to a tech...

  By Ned Donovan
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  Baseball

  / 9 months ago

  Sports Don’t F**king Matter

  I love sports. I'm obsessed with sports. Sports bring me joy, and us all together. But we have to stop treating...

  By Ned Donovan
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  Baseball

  / 1 year ago

  Don’t Get Mad, Get Even

  Are you a pitcher? Don't like Bat Flips? Try being better at your job. Or, alternatively, beat the batter at their...

  By Ned Donovan
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  Fielder's Choice

  / 1 year ago

  Say “Sportsball” As Much As You Want

  Contrary to some beliefs here at The Turf, if you want to say "Sportsball", you're welcome at my party. Just don't...

  By Ned Donovan
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  Football

  / 1 year ago

  Who You Should Root For in the 2019 Super Bowl According to Astrology

  Look, we're all running out of Super Bowl hot takes, so The Turf is here to bring you the original hot...

  By Ned Donovan
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  30 in 30

  / 1 year ago

  The Turf’s 30 in 30: The Cincinnati Reds

  The Reds have a lot of exciting prospects on the horizon, and are a dangerous team to watch.

  By Ned Donovan
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  Breaking Angles

  / 1 year ago

  Breaking Angles: Tony Hawk Developing a New Broadway Musical

  Sometimes a piece of news comes across our desk that is just a picture perfect representation of The Turf.

  By Ned Donovan
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  Breaking Angles

  / 2 years ago

  Breaking Angles: Raiders’ 2019 Move to London Confirmed?

  BREAKING: The Raiders maybe on the move earlier than expected. Did they just accidentally announce a move to England for the...

  By Ned Donovan
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  Football

  / 2 years ago

  The Masked Singer: The Hippo Revealed to be NFL Superstar

  On the pilot episode of The Masked Singer, the first contestent to be eliminated was none other than NFL Superstar [REDACTED]....

  By Ned Donovan