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Welcoming The Weekend With Every Cutscene From Sewer Shark

I could spend 10,000 words attempting to explain Sewer Shark and the Segae System and not even scratch the surface.

Sega MegaDrive by Staffan Vilcans is licensed under CC BY SA-2.0

Welcoming The Weekend With Every Cutscene From Sewer Shark


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After a brief one week hiatus we are back!  I know the absence of this post ruined your weekend but this one is guaranteed to make up for it.  The reason for this vacancy is I took the previous Friday off for Juneteenth.  Just because it’s not a federally recognized holiday doesn’t mean I cannot take the day off and shirk all responsibilities.  Before you label me an SJW soyboy or whatever this was not for some altruistic reason, I’m just always looking for a reason not to do things.  It’s in my nature. My favorite thing in the world to do is not.  It’s just the best.  Anyways, enough about my massive character flaws.  Roll that stock intro that helps get me to 300 words!

You made it! It’s finally the end of another work week. Sure, the weekend has lost a bit of its luster lately, but no work is still no work, even if it is just sitting at home doing nothing. I mean, unless you have kids or a family or responsibilities and if so, that’s a “you” problem. 

This week we have something that is very special to me.  It’s something I thought I dreamt up for the longest time because I could not believe it actually existed.  It’s weird, it’s bad and it’s awesome all at once.  I am just so happy that it exists.  If the title and video didn’t give it away, I am of course talking about the 1993 video game Sewer Shark for the Sega CD.  I could spend 10,000 words attempting to explain this game and system and not even scratch the surface but the video does a better job than I could ever do.  I know it’s long and you don’t need to watch every second to get it but I do recommend staying as long as you can.  The end of the game is just…something else.

Josh grew up in the midwest and upon graduating from the University of Iowa he wanted to see the world. After 4 years in Jacksonville he decided he was cultured enough and moved on to Birmingham England (known to the locals as the Detroit of the UK) and then west to San Francisco before settling in NYC. He pays his bills working in finance making sure the 1% remains on top. When he is not selling his soul and unable to look himself in the mirror, he spends his time writing mean things about sports while his dog, Sweet Dee, silently judges from her spot on the couch. He is very biased and never wrong. He would also like to thank Rotowire for never changing their NBA League Pass and MLB.TV passwords from that year when he was an NBA Beat Writer for the Nuggets for some reason.

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