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Welcoming The Weekend With Pod Racing Question Mark

If you didn’t think I was going to try and ride the coat tails of The Mandolorian you clearly have not been paying attention.

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Welcoming The Weekend With Pod Racing Question Mark


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You made it! It’s finally the end of another work week. Sure, the weekend has lost a bit of its luster lately, but no work is still no work, even if it is just sitting at home doing nothing. I mean, unless you have kids or a family or responsibilities and if so, that’s a “you” problem.

If you didn’t think I was going to try and ride the coat tails of The Mandalorian you clearly have not been paying attention. I will do whatever I have to in order to manipulate that sweet sweet SEO. Bring me your confused, your unintentional, your misguided. I care not for what you meant to search, only for you being here.

I thought long and hard about how I could make a tangential reference to Star Wars and sports and this was the best I could come up with. We all know auto racing is not an actual sport, but many below the Mason Dixon line disagree so with that in mind I bring you pod racing!

Is it working? Look, I’m gonna level with you. I feel like we have grown together and have that type of relationship now. I truly believe I can be honest with you. The big wigs at Corporate put my nonsensical semi weekly bit on the To-Do Calendar and now I feel obligated to post something. I’m really just trying to stay in their good graces and get those fat checks and stack cash you know? Daddy gotta get that bag. You get it.

Is That It?

I’m not really sure where to go from here. I am really just counting the words till I can take my Ativan and drift off into a dreamless prescription drug induced ‘sleep’. Anyways, I looked long and hard for a gif where that tiny little would be felon said his famous line ‘now this is pod racing’ but I couldn’t find it. I know you understand. Thanks for getting it. For your unconditional love I’ll leave you with some Friday afternoon delight. Love you.

GIFs!

Josh grew up in the midwest and upon graduating from the University of Iowa he wanted to see the world. After 4 years in Jacksonville he decided he was cultured enough and moved on to Birmingham England (known to the locals as the Detroit of the UK) and then west to San Francisco before settling in NYC. He pays his bills working in finance making sure the 1% remains on top. When he is not selling his soul and unable to look himself in the mirror, he spends his time writing mean things about sports while his dog, Sweet Dee, silently judges from her spot on the couch. He is very biased and never wrong. He would also like to thank Rotowire for never changing their NBA League Pass and MLB.TV passwords from that year when he was an NBA Beat Writer for the Nuggets for some reason.

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