You made it! It’s finally the end of another work week. Sure, the weekend has lost a bit of its luster lately, but no work is still no work, even if it is just sitting at home doing nothing. I mean, unless you have kids or a family or responsibilities and if so, that’s a “you” problem.
Did you watch it? Watch it. Why else would you be here if you weren’t going to watch it? Now that you’ve watched it, or not, because you are a maniac, holy hell. Maybe it’s just the fact that I haven’t seen any meaningful sports in months but that got my juices flowing. This man absolutely annihilates that poor sap.
Is this a choke slam?
Is it a Rock Bottom?
Or is it just a good old fashioned clothesline?
Maybe, just maybe, it’s some sinister combination of all of the above.
Regardless of the proper naming convention you choose to apply to this shellacking, I think we can all agree that it hurt and it was awesome.
So watch it again. And again. Then watch it one more time. I know I will be. Nothing I like better than one person being physically dominated/humiliated by another more skilled and stronger opponent. It’s really the only reason to watch sports of any kind if you asked me. Some may say its the competition or the exhibition of humans at their peak performance but I know the truth. There’s a reason football is the most popular sport in the country and I am willing to wager it’s not because of the strategy, gamesmanship or drama. Gimme those hits!
If I missed any obvious moves that could or could not be substituted please let me know. Or, if you just think I’m a moron for doing this please also let me know! I love criticism, especially when it’s just mean and lacking any sort of constructive elements.
- / 10 months ago
To me, Rachel Nichols is the personification of posting a black square on Instagram.