Editor’s Note: I got you.
You made it! It’s finally the end of another work week. Sure, the weekend has lost a bit of its luster lately, but no work is still no work, even if it is still just sitting at home doing nothing. Plus, this weekend we get an extra day off, so enjoy this out of the ordinary trio of nothing with no responsibilities tied to it! Go on, enjoy the additional 24 meaningless hours we have been gifted. I mean, unless you have kids or a family or responsibilities and if so, that’s a you problem.
In light of the recent rumor that Iron Mike may make a comeback, I thought now was as good a time as any to bring you a compilation of some of his greatest quotes of all time. I invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy this wordsmith and his silver tongue as he brings you into the long weekend.
If you don’t want to click on a 6 minute video (I don’t blame you, I don’t click on anything over 90 seconds) I have picked out a few of my favorites. Starting with probably his most popular one.
The eat your children line is an all timer for sure but not my favorite.
Next we have the lesser known threat to a minor.
Another instant classic, Mike!
I have, of course, saved the best for last. I do not worry about hyping it up too much because no amount of praise can prematurely ruin what is definitively the greatest quote of all time. Not just boxing. Not just sports. It is the greatest sound bite in all of human history.
Have a nice ‘weekend’ y’all!
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