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Our Kings of Queens: Hey “Amazin’ Avenue”… Chill Out

Our Kings of Queens: Hey “Amazin’ Avenue”… Chill Out

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Last night I was taking a break from writing a very long-winded post about how Chase d’Arnaud is an incredible Instagram follow, which he is. As I was scrolling through my  Facebook feed, I saw this post from Amazin’ Avenue:

This is when my brain stopped functioning and I started to breathe very quickly.

This piece, which can be found here, is not good.

The Mets should absolutely not sign Eduardo Nuñez because they have no need for him. At. All. Ever. Why? Why would you say that?

The Mets infield as of right now would look like this:

1B – Dominic Smith

2B – Wilmer Flores/José Reyes*

SS – Ahmed Rosario

3B – Asdrubal Cabrera

*- this is considering that the Mets resign him at the minimum, which they probably will.

Now while this isn’t the ideal infield we’d all want, it’s a pretty solid one. Adding Eduardo Nuñez does nothing. HOWEVER, I took the clickbait and went to see what they had to say.

A brief point here about Amazin’ Avenue, SB Nation’s New York Mets site.

When I first moved to Queens, New York, Amazin’ Avenue was recommended to me by a friend of mine. I fell in love with the deep insight and analysis and then sweet dulcet tones of Jeffrey Paternostro’s voice. The site wasn’t that bad either. SB Nation sites can be hit or miss, but Amazin’ Avenue always did a fantastic job of hitting the nail on the head.

What I loved most about them was the optimism they had. There wasn’t any “Terry Collins is GARBAGE,” or “SELL THE TEAM” nonsense. There’s a place for those kinds of articles and comments (looking at you #MetsTwitter), but Amazin Avenue took the high road. There was some masochistic sighing, there will be, but for the most part, there was a “dealing with the hand you’re dealt” feeling about them.

If this was our team, the team we’ve got, and we should be happy with them because it’s better than nothing. I’ve said that before and I’ll say it again.

Now let’s get back to the current Amazin’ Avenue.

Around a few months ago, there appeared to be a shift in the site and they began to tip more to the side of Rising Apple, the Fansided Mets site. It became more negative, less about the analysis, the #HotTake movement had taken hold, and the podcast became less about what was going well for the Mets and more of a “this is how absolutely terrible things are and there’s nothing to be done.”

That to me is unacceptable. That is not what Amazin’ Avenue has ever been about.

They’ve gotten lazy, and the past week has given us two clear examples.

Buckle up.

Let’s take this Eduardo Nuñez article they’ve written. In the first paragraph they say the following:

[media-credit id=11 align=”aligncenter” width=”850″]Apr 2, 2017; Phoenix, AZ, USA; San Francisco Giants third baseman Eduardo Nunez against the Arizona Diamondbacks during opening day at Chase Field.[/media-credit]

If the Mets are looking to have a successful season in 2018, they need to explore signing some infield depth. So far this offseason, the team has been relatively quiet and kept its infield from last season intact. But they might want to add another bat, as their infield is still relatively young.”

First of all, the Mets will need a lot more than infield depth to have a successful 2018 season. Also, what makes you think they do not have infield depth already? Matt Reynolds, Gavin Cecchini, Peter Alonso, and more can fill the depth spots and they have for the Mets in the past. Infield depth is not their issue. Pitching injuries and Bullpen depth was their downfall last year. Matt Reynolds didn’t sink the 2017 Mets. WOOF.

The next sentence is correct, the Mets haven’t been making too much noise this Hot Stove season, but that doesn’t mean they’ve given up. There’s a lot going on. Lorenzo Cain is still on the table and at this point, they could STEAL Neil Walker back for literal peanuts. However, this assumption that since their infield is young they might want to add a bat, is insanity.

The Mets current 2018 infield is batting .248 collectively and that’s including Dom Smith’s .198 in his two months in the Bigs and Reyes abysmal start to the season. They have the veterans they need, they don’t need anymore. This infield’s average age is 28. They are not the youngest bunch. I mean, Reyes is going to be 35 in 2018. This is an older infield.

So why would bringing in a 31 year old make any difference? … For real?

Moving on…

“If the team is willing to pay him, the Mets could try to lure Eduardo Nunez to Flushing. Nunez would definitely fit the bill of a veteran infielder who can play multiple positions. Last season with the San Francisco Giants and the Boston Red Sox, he played across the diamond including second base, shortstop, and third base. He would give the Mets a solid plan B in things go wrong on the infield.”

Okay. If the team is willing to pay for an elephant to play for the Mets, I’m sure they’ll get an elephant to play for the Mets and pitch middle relief. The Padres are trying to lure Eric Hosmer to San Diego’s “Carnival of Futility” with a $145 million dollar deal. Money does a lot of great things. The Mets also have a player who can play second, short, and third. In fact, they have three of them, and Flores can play first.

However, if the Mets are so cheap that they won’t spend money on anything, WHY ON EARTH would you think they’d spend Eduardo Nuñez money on a guy who does what three other current Mets already do. That’s throwing money into the wind.


This notion that Nuñez would be “a solid plan B in things go wrong on the infield.”

First of all, TYPO. IF things go wrong on the infield. IF they go wrong on the infield, the Mets have Reynolds, who they pay nothing, because he is under team control. Same with Cecchini, Rosario and even Smith. If you want the Mets to spend money, you should want them to spend the right money on things they need.

Why would you sign a player who is looking for his mid-career big contract to sign as a backup player? As a plan B? Nuñez has been a hot commodity at the trade deadline these past two years, moving from Minnesota to San Francisco to Boston. Why would he sell himself short and sign as an infield option for the Mets? No way.

[media-credit name=”Getty Images/Omar Rawlings” align=”aligncenter” width=”850″]BOSTON, MA - SEPTEMBER 05: Eduardo Nunez #36 of the Boston Red Sox throws to first base at the top of the eighth inning during the game against the Toronto Blue Jays at Fenway Park on September 5, 2017, in Boston, Massachusetts.[/media-credit]

Deep Breath

“Nunez is coming off one of his best seasons in the majors, during which he hit 12 home runs and had 58 runs batted in. He also had a career-high .801 OPS and a respectable 112 wRC+”

Asdrubal Cabrera – 14 HRs, 59 RBIs,111 wRC+

Wilmer Flores – 18 HRs, 52 RBIs, 106 wRC+

Curtis Granderson – 19 HRs, 52 RBIs, 115 wRC+


“But Nunez is best known for his speed on the basepaths. Last season, he swiped 24 bags. If you compare his stolen base numbers to the 2017 Mets, he would have tied Jose Reyes for the most stolen bases. After Reyes, the Mets didn’t have much success stealing bases, so Nunez would provide a much needed boost to the Mets’ base-running.”

The Mets don’t run. That’s been the case for a while, and you know that Amazin’ Avenue. And José Reyes’ stolen bases shouldn’t be a benchmark of success considering how often he failed to get on base. At the end of the day, all Eduardo Nuñez would be if the Mets were to sign him, is overpaid and more of the same.

After reading the article, and pouring myself a stiff drink, I sat back down at my computer. I took a sip of my Vodka Soda and almost spit it all over my laptop and dog.

Why? Because I saw this:

[media-credit name=”May 1, 2014 – Source: Doug Pensinger/Getty Images North America” align=”alignnone” width=”594″][/media-credit]


Amazin’ Avenue…. who hurt you? Are you okay?  What happened to you? With Dominic Smith figuring it out… Adam Lind…. useful bat? Are you taking crazy pills? I mean, in what world would ADAM LIND be a valuable bat to the New York Mets?

I would click on that article and walk you through the intricacies of Adam Lind’s career and how he fits in the Mets system. OR HOW ADDING A VETERAN PLAYER TO IMPEDE THE DEVELOPMENT OF DOMINIC SMITH AS A PLAYER ISN’T WHAT THEY DID WHEN THEY TRADED LUCAS DUDA TO TAMPA BAY LAST YEAR. What are you thinking?

The “Oh yeah, get hyped Mets fans” and “Why not? Oh right, he costs money” captions here are atrocious. No one was thinking the Mets should look into Adam Lind’s availability until YOU brought it up. These titular eye-rolls are aimed at your own analysis. Why? Why are you the way you are?

This is clickbait and it’s lazy. It’s lazy writing, it’s lazy reporting and it’s just nothing. This is a lot of nothing. This is #FakeNews.

But people will read it.

If the goal of these pieces is just clickbait and pot-stirring, that’s … not great and a serious departure from your past work, but I understand it. Anger sells, especially with the more red-faced Mets fans. But to lower your own bar to get clicks just isn’t worth it, Amazin’ Avenue. You used to be better.

Deep Breath.

Look, I’m all for raising your fist to the sky and cursing Terry Collins or The Wilpons, but this is manufactured anguish. No one brought up Nuñez or Lind as potions until you did, and then you couldn’t even backit up with stats or opinion.  Who does that serve? It serves yourself. It doesn’t serve your readers.

Because if you don’t care, then you’re readers won’t. The reason we come to your site is not that it’s an echo chamber of hatred for the Wilpons and impatience with the budget, it’s because of the illuminating analysis and insight into the Mets organization. It’s because you guys used to care. Thinking Adam Lind and Eduardo Nuñez could help this squad is filler fluff that serves no one but to stir the pot.

If you’re just here to stir the pot, then we’re just trolling and nothing’s getting done. #2018isalreadyover

Amazin’ Avenue brought me into this beautiful world of Mets fandom, but they’re starting to be the Yankees fans at the coffee shop, spewing out vitriol just to get a rise out of the Orange and Blue faithful. Yes, the Mets had a rough year. Eye-roll. Yes, the Yankees are stacked. A sip of coffee. Yes, I wish they would spend more money on Free Agents. Flip through the Post. Yes, losing sucks a lot. Put headphones in. Yes, my mother still loves me.

[media-credit name=”LIZ SAROYAN/FOR NEW YORK DAILY NEWS” align=”aligncenter” width=”750″][/media-credit]

What happened to the writers who were secretive 7 Line Army members? The guys who were #LoyalTilTheLastOut? The 7 Line even wised up to the inane chanting of Sell The Team in 2011. So why is Amazin’ Avenue returning to this slop:

Because it’s easy. It’s lazy. It’s nothing.

Be better, Amazin’ Avenue. Because when the Mets put it together, you’re going to be on the wrong side of this. Don’t be surprised, be ready,… but they probably won’t.

How many Mets fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 9. 1 to change the lightbulb, 4 to say the Wilpons don’t spend anymore, 3 to say they spent the wrong money on the wrong players, and 1 to bring up how they were at Johan Santana’s No-Hitter.

8 of them write for Amazin’ Avenue.


Justin Colombo is a 2017 Broadway Show Softball League All-Star at 3B/SS. He's essentially the Manny Machado of the Kinky Boots team. Justin has been writing about Baseball since he was a little kid. Now that being an actor in NYC has given him a lot of free time, in 2015 he decided to take his passion public and founded Three Up, Three Down as a way to express his love for the game. From there, Three Up, Three Down grew from a hobby to an obsession. After years of growth and one insult from MLB's Historian, Justin launched The Turf, a way to expand into all areas of the sporting world. Follow him on Instagram and Twitter. LET'S. GO. METS.



  1. Paul

    January 5, 2018 at 9:51 am

    I agree with you, and of course your article has caused a commotion among the circle jerkers on the site who find nothing wrong with their constant complaining. AA has taken an unfortunate turn where certain posters dig in with a viewpoint, and when certain facts or arguments contradict those viewpoints, they either ignore it or insist that no, their original point stands.

    The only thing I’d say in defense of these posts is that the site has posted articles on almost every free agent, so they take a look at every available free agent and see if they could fit.

    • Justin Colombo

      January 5, 2018 at 10:33 am

      A fair point, for sure! And thanks for commenting! I think that’s a valid defense. If there were pieces that went through almost every free agent or ones of value or substance, I’d be more inclined to fully agree with your point. However, Andrew Cashner, Mike Napoli, José Bautista, Adam Lind, and Eduardo Nuñez… are not those guys. If the point is to bring into focus possible Free Agent targets or bargain basement options, they’re missing the point. Instead what becomes clear is the intention of circle jerking around the Mets lack of spending and the distrust of ownership and management. Thanks again for commenting! Hopefully, in the future, we’ll see an AA resurgence!

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