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Fall’s New Primetime Lineup

Pro sports are still up in the air in the middle of this pesky pandemic. Miss seeing the players you love? Me too! I offer these pitches for superior programming that pose but a fraction of the risk of returning to game play.

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Fall’s New Primetime Lineup


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Pro sports are still up in the air in the middle of this pesky pandemic. Miss seeing the players you love? Me too! Wish there was a way to get them on TV without jeopardizing the health and safety of athletes, coaches, trainers, doctors, groundskeepers, clubhouse staff, referees, cameramen, catering, transportation, facilities, and all of their families? There can be! I offer these pitches for superior programming that pose but a fraction of the risk of returning to game play.

Bakers vs. Lakers

Professional bakers showdown against completely inconspicuous 7ft. competitors in the ultimate pât à choux-down. Losers go home.

Rays of our Lives

Kevin Cash’s evil twin, Raymond gets a nose job, and Carl Crawford returns after years in seclusion.

Niners Drive-Ins and Dives

Small, local favorites are tasked with feeding the entire offensive line. And you thought Guy could eat.

Sparks and Rec

Just your average local municipality with world-class glamazons getting governance done.

The Bearsfoot Contessa

Jeffrey’s gonna be surprised when he gets home. Ina’s been doing every last goddamn thing in the house for years though, so honestly, she deserves the break.

Nationals Geographic

Players take a riveting look at the invertebrates of the Potomac (Congressional and otherwise).

West Redwings

Sorkinesq repartee – gloves off.

Love Islanders

Under the exotic Nassau County sun, 20 of the beefiest bachelors on two blades must learn the difference between lust and love.

Dr. Phillies

Exactly as much medical experience as Dr. Phil, 25x the unnerving male energy.

Saturday Knights Live

No big changes. It’s SNL on ice.

Sox and Friends

It’s just four hours of them talking about whatever they want. Very low overhead. Very high risk.

Still in early stage development: The Titans Games, Iron Chiefs America, Celtics Women, Xena: Warrior’s Princess, Kings of Queens, 30 Rockies, Friday Knights Lights, Twins Peak, Ducks Dynasty, Blues Planet, Sharks Tank, Chicago Fire.

Angelica is an NYC based creative. She has performed in the national tours of Broadway musicals, written for ESPN.com, and teaches theater and dance in men's maximum security prisons. 2018 Broadway Show League Female MVP! Her loyalties stem from her roots, and remain with the 49ers, Giants, Sharks, and UCLA Bruins.

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